Get Naked While the Getting’s Good (And Free)
Quick! Right now if you want to go hang out in the Castro in San Francisco and wear no clothes in public, it will cost you $0. But after a vote today (assuming lawmakers decide to ban public nudity, which it is thought they will!), it will cost $100 the first time you wear no clothes in public and another $100 the second time you wear no clothes in public. The third time you wear no clothes in public, you’ll get charged $500 and spend a year in jail. We are all never nudes now.