I Could Make The 1 Thing Good For a Weekend

and I'd also settle for a cabin in the woods

Thursday is a great day to do that 1 thing you don’t want to do but also don’t want to continue thinking about doing.

My 1 Thing is opening this email from the pediatrician’s office that says we have a bill for $761. I just need like, an entire week alone in a cabin with good phone service so that I can call and straighten out all of these bills. A writer’s residency for doing Terrible Tedious Tasks? A human’s residence? We need this. We should all get one week a year for this. Though if we had one I would probably never do the dishes and just be like, “Oh I will do them during my human residence.”

ANYWAY, I either have to pay $761 or call them to ask if we really have to pay $761, either option seems pretty terrible to me right now to be honest but obviously not paying is better. What are your things?



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