Our Histories Of Finding “Free Money”

“I reached into that puddle of piss and pulled out the Euros.”

Artisanal Dollars

Every time I mention that I love the scent of cash, someone points out how filthy money is. Can’t argue with that—whatever passes through hundreds of hands is dirty. I laugh and say, “Mmm, cocaine residue!”

Worth Waiting For: A Love Story

They did not speak English or take credit cards. We didn’t have cell phones. It was 8:30 on the first morning of our honeymoon, and we were already screwed.