Have You Considered a Career in Municipal Clerking?

Topping the list at most competitive are choreographers, closely followed by “Poets, Lyricists, and Creative Writers” which seem like three very different jobs but what do I know, then “Athletes and Sports Competitors” (LOL I am henceforth going to refer to athletes as Sports Competitors).

What I am personally much more interested in are jobs that don’t make you feel competitive and twitchy and side-eye-y at all.