What the Last Four Feature Films I Saw Taught Me About Money

Sharknado producers, if you would like to feature The Billfold in the inevitable Sharknado 4, I volunteer to get eaten by a shark while standing at my laptop writing “The Cost of a Sharknado.”

What the Last Four Feature Films I Saw Taught Me About Money

It must be great to have a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist on your superhero team. ‘Cause none of those other Avengers are bringing in any income.

What the Last Four Feature Films I Saw Taught Me About Money

You should absolutely buy that black cocktail dress for the girl you’ve known since childhood.

What the Last Four Feature Films I Saw Taught Me About Money

Into The Woods: The only person trying to work within a system of exchanging money for goods and services is a preteen boy. Everyone else just steals what they want. The boy learns from the adults around him and starts stealing things too. When a woman finally retaliates against all the theft, the other characters murder her.

What the Last Four Feature Films I Saw Taught Me About Money

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