Sharknado producers, if you would like to feature The Billfold in the inevitable Sharknado 4, I volunteer to get eaten by a shark while standing at my laptop writing “The Cost of a Sharknado.”
It must be great to have a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist on your superhero team. ‘Cause none of those other Avengers are bringing in any income.
You should absolutely buy that black cocktail dress for the girl you’ve known since childhood.
Into The Woods: The only person trying to work within a system of exchanging money for goods and services is a preteen boy. Everyone else just steals what they want. The boy learns from the adults around him and starts stealing things too. When a woman finally retaliates against all the theft, the other characters murder her.