After receiving $100 as a wedding gift, my husband and I decided to spend it on some patio furniture.
When the couch comes, you’re not wearing a bra, because of course you’re not, it’s not even noon yet and you work for the Internet.
STEP 1: DON’T PANIC. Breathe in. Remind yourself that grown-up furniture often costs grown-up sums of money, and that’s okay. Breathe out.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever owned a Lack coffee table from Ikea. Keep your hand raised if your Lack coffee table was passed on to you from a friend, or found on the street, or bought for $10 on Craigslist, where you are bound to find pages and pages of Lack coffee tables for sale.