Things I Would Do Around The House If There Were Wages For Housework

– Clean out the fridge, including the lasagna that has been on the top shelf for four months. The shelf is small and we can almost pretend it isn’t there, but it’s there and it’s getting cold out so we will need the pan for roasting things and oh, someday we are going to have to peer under the foil and face down the demons. Anyway, if you were paying me, surely I would have done this a long time ago.