An Invisible Girlfriend Update: Our Predictions Were Correct

In our last post, I made two predictions: first, that the Invisible Special Friends, who give you 100 personalized texts per month as part of your $25 package, would be staffed by gig economy freelance writers.
Second, that people would inevitably fall in love with these writers who are being paid to simulate affection and interest.
Are we surprised that both predictions came true?