How The Muppets Really Do Money

ABC’s Muppets reboot has gotten mixed reviews, but I don’t care about that; I’m mostly interested in how much our Muppets are earning and whether they’re putting anything into a Roth IRA.

How Muppets Do Money: Kermit

How Muppets Do Money: Gonzo

How Muppets Do Money: Oscar

How Muppets Do Money: Big Bird

How Muppets Do Money: Prairie Dawn

How Muppets Do Money: Grover

Look, There’s Nothing Wrong With Being an Ernie, Okay?

We get it! A lot of you are Berts. That’s great. Berts make the world go round. Nicole’s a Bert. Mike’s is like the Bert. (His response: “Um, I want to be Big Bird.” Sure you do, buddy.) Josh is at least kind of a Bert — he’d have to be, being a lawyer and all. Meaghan is whatever muppet just had a baby. Mother and child are doing fine, btw!

Being the Bert