We Are Boarding Planes The Slowest Way Possible

Oh I have considered the indignity, Businessweek. Many a time.

The article also points out that charging to check bags only incentivizes people to carry on MORE shit, which slows down the process even further — while also making passengers more willing to pay extra to board early.

Personally, I would rather wallow in my indignity than pay money to sit on a plane first.