Angela Serratore’s latest essay in Smithsonian Mag has some matchmaking tips if you’re looking to marry a British dude with a name and a big house (and aren’t we all). 1. Have it be 100 years ago. 2. Be from new money in America so everyone here, with old money, thinks you’re trash. 3. Have your father be willing to sell you to a British dude with a name and a big house. And that’s it!